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Arriving home very drunk
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender s  View all


Low self-esteem
A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went   View all

Pessimist and a dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actu  View all

Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turni  View all


Is she feeling any better?
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.  View all

Business one-liners 05
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. A pat on the back is only a fe  View all

Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip. 9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad acto  View all

Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mothers a  View all

Wife isn't in the car
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of t  View all

I didn't get any money this time
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look  View all

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