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These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.
"That race was all about competition." - Da
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Steven Wright 01
You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading . . . And View
Steven Wright 02
I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas View
Steven Wright 03
Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
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Steven Wright 04
It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters View
Steven Wright 05
I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I said, "Give me two boy View
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