Jokes For The
Jokes For The Day
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.
Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mothers a
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. View
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I love animals, they taste great.
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off n View
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
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If you are psychic - think "HONK"
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clau View
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Ambivalent? Well yes and no....
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited i View
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