Jokes For The
Jokes For The Day
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.
"The effects are fleeting and lingering..."
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. View
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I love animals, they taste great.
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off n View
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
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If you are psychic - think "HONK"
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
So you'r View
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Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clau View
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Ambivalent? Well yes and no....
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Is it time for your View
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited i View
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