Jokes For The
Jokes For The Day
I love animals, they taste great.
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
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A bet made at the local bar
A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in th View
A drunk orders himself a beer
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats hi View
A golf club visits a local bar
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
The barman refuses to View
A man takes the ferry home from work
John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat ho View
A neutron at a bar
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
A nun arrives at the local bar
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good abo View
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes th View
A seal visits a local bar
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal, "What's View
A very depressed man
There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, View
Arriving home very drunk
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the b View
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